Sometimes i am Bob, sometimes i am Linda.

bag-o-dani:

twerkingslothswithmanboobs:

fuckyou-likethe-devil:

We’re all familiar with the classic dinosaur species, like Tyrannosaurus Rex and Triceratops, but there were a lot of strange dinosaurs that you’ll never see in Jurassic Park. Keep reading to check out all these crazy-looking dinos!

Check it out: Weird Dinosaurs That Actually Existed

Yay me i actually knew some of these already. THANK YOU CHILDREN!!

These are all glorified chickens.

It is amazing.

The majority of these are just big what-the-fucks. And I wonder if they tasted like chicken…

strigays:

i apparently go to bird school which is for birds

strigays:

i apparently go to bird school
which is for birds

champloo-ploo:

myheartisincaliforina:

champloo-ploo:

myheartisincaliforina:

If that message was from you (you know who you are if it is) then daaaamn do I feel sorry for you. You got nothing better to do with your life then come on my tumblr and talk shit? Are you jelly!? I think you are because I’ve seen your “personal account” which isn’t very personal by the way. I saw…

This person made the job for me writing this, so
GOT IT BITCH?!
GOT IT?

?

I was just going to write exactly this for a stupid bitch but I saw it wrote by you so I just reblogged. Don’t worry.

Haha oh got confused, too much hash! :P

champloo-ploo:

myheartisincaliforina:

If that message was from you (you know who you are if it is) then daaaamn do I feel sorry for you. You got nothing better to do with your life then come on my tumblr and talk shit? Are you jelly!? I think you are because I’ve seen your “personal account” which isn’t very personal by the way. I saw…

This person made the job for me writing this, so
GOT IT BITCH?!
GOT IT?

?

Hahaha oh wow.

If that message was from you (you know who you are if it is) then daaaamn do I feel sorry for you. You got nothing better to do with your life then come on my tumblr and talk shit? Are you jelly!? I think you are because I’ve seen your “personal account” which isn’t very personal by the way. I saw the post you posted about me.
You’re the only person I know that knows my tumblr and would say some shit like that. So please get a life? God, I really hope it is you so you come back and see this.
You’re a bitch. You have always been a bitch and you will alway be a bitch. And just in case you didn’t get if the first time, get a life. Fooooorreal.

A message from turdtwatter


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Hahaha have no idea when you asked this buuuut,
I love dinosaurs
I’m a stoner (which we all know)
I know my URL is spelled wrong
I paint my nails a lot
I love my puppy. :)

A message from Anonymous


honestly fuck you

Why do I feel like I know who this is. Grooooow up, we’re not in high school anymore. Haven’t even talked to you in two years. We don’t even live in the same city anymore. Get a life. :)
If this isn’t who I think it is, then also grow up. :)

braydaaan:

bestnatesmithever:

tastefullyoffensive:

Invisible Bicycles

Last one made me spit.

im laughing really hard omfg